{"id":1886,"date":"2012-04-07T20:08:09","date_gmt":"2012-04-08T04:08:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.desoren.com\/?p=1886"},"modified":"2026-03-25T15:28:27","modified_gmt":"2026-03-25T23:28:27","slug":"the-harlem-globetrotters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.desoren.com\/?p=1886","title":{"rendered":"The Harlem Globetrotters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.desoren.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Tickets.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-1887\" title=\"Tickets\" src=\"http:\/\/www.desoren.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Tickets.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"429\" height=\"313\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.desoren.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Tickets.jpg 1191w, http:\/\/www.desoren.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Tickets-300x218.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.desoren.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Tickets-1024x747.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 429px) 100vw, 429px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">After Jayme&#8217;s birthday party we headed home and everyone tried to take a nap. No one was very successful in their efforts.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Around 6pm we climbed in the car and drove down to the Rose Garden. Thanks to Joshua&#8217;s boss we have 3 front row seats in a private suite for that evening Harlem Globetrotters game. Seat&#8217;s which Anthony&#8217;s nephew would have killed for had it been a Blazers game.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">We arrived and parked in what we though was a convenient\u00a0parking lot. Then followed the crowds into the stadium. We ended up having to walk quite a ways around to get to the private elevator that takes you up to the suite level. 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