{"id":790,"date":"2010-10-26T09:29:01","date_gmt":"2010-10-26T17:29:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.desoren.com\/?p=790"},"modified":"2026-03-25T15:43:38","modified_gmt":"2026-03-25T23:43:38","slug":"dear-red-logo-video-streaming-company","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.desoren.com\/?p=790","title":{"rendered":"Dear Red Logo Video Streaming Company"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.desoren.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/svu.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-803\" title=\"svu\" src=\"http:\/\/www.desoren.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/svu.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.desoren.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/svu.jpg 400w, http:\/\/www.desoren.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/svu-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Dear Red Logo Video Streaming Company,<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>First, thank you for your wonderful service, thanks to you we are canceling cable later this month and we will be saving a bunch of money! <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>But we are writing you today to make an unreasonable request. It mainly stems from our watching of LAW &amp; ORDER SVU, Season 8, Episode 8, Cage. As you know from our viewing record, Anthony is a HUGE Law &amp; Order fan.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>The show in question was great, the acting wonderful and compelling, The story as you know is about two cute 8 year old foster kids fresh from disrupted adoption placements. One who who stabs Detective Stabler\u00a0with a pen in the chest, and the other who sets fire to Detective Beck&#8217;s house to commit a murder\/suicide so that she could be with Beck forever. <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Unfortunately, the show was so good it\u00a0caused Anthony to fall into a catatonic state, he was found hours later, with the remote in his hand, drooling on the bedroom floor in a fetal position shaking uncontrollably (well&#8230; not really).<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>You see, we are in the process of trying to be matched with a child for adoption. So this show hit home and punched all the fear buttons in Anthony&#8217;s head. 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